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90 of parenting is just thinking about when you can lay down again Betsy Farrell Hell hath no fury like a toddler whos sandwich has been cut into squares when they.

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Leo Wyatt Charmed. I became the kind of parent my mother was to me Maya Angelou Your children are not your children they come through you but they are life itself wanting to. 25 Funny Parenting Quotes That Will Have You Saying So True.

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Monty Python and The Holy Grail. Think about it Marshall McLuhan. Funny Parenting Quotes Go to table of contents Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain Martin Mull One thing I had learned from watching.

12 hours agoIt begins with a discovery of witches A Discovery of Witches. Never have more children than you have car windows - Erma. Andy Richter on the hardest parts of parenting I would say that the hardest thing about being a parent is these goddamned kids Andy Richter.

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2 The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our. If your kids are giving you a headache follow the directions on the aspirin bottle especially the part that says keep away from children. Well played karma well played.

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Having two you are a referee - David Frost. As wonderful as it is saying the dude abides at every opportunity the time has come to pepper your parlance with quotes your kids will actually. Funny Parenting Quotes for All Parents A two-year old is kind of like having a blender but you dont have a top for it Jerry Seinfeld When my kids become wild and unruly I use a nice.

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